At least they admit it

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
11/05/2015 at 11:00 • Filed to: None

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This extremely rare find will make you the king of the city.

Which is good, because that’s likely the only place it will ever be driven.

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DISCUSSION (45)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 11:05

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Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 11:08

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God, I’ve been looking at used pickups lately. They’re either lifted and stupid or 2wd.


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/05/2015 at 11:11

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My dad’s friend liked my old 4Runner he went out and got a new one. He was eager to show it off. I hopped in the driver’s seat and looked around. I couldn’t find the 4x4 button or gears. He said it was 2WD. I proclaimed it a 2Runner from there on out. He wasn’t thrilled with this.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 11:12

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4/5 Would bro.

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 11:13

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I honestly don’t understand how people get in and out of these things. Do they keep a step ladder in the cab?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/05/2015 at 11:14

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Hey! Don’t make fun of my 2wd pickemup! :)


Kinja'd!!! Master Cylinder > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 11:19

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I mean, could you even offroad in a brodozer like this? The tires are wider than the wheel wells, so you have very little upward suspension travel available before you shred your tire and/or fender. Right?


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 11:22

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The irony of the brand of the lift being called cognito


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Azrek
11/05/2015 at 11:22

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Haha that’s awesone


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/05/2015 at 11:23

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2wd is perfectly acceptable.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > McMike
11/05/2015 at 11:24

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needs more vulgar graphics for that last bro.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 11:25

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Extremely rare? sure, in the sense of bird poop collected from the south of the house only on Tuesday.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Azrek
11/05/2015 at 11:27

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fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > shop-teacher
11/05/2015 at 11:27

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Some people do, yes. Or at least a little stool with a rope that they use to pull it back up once they’re in.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > shop-teacher
11/05/2015 at 11:27

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RWD pickup is just fine for most people. But I live in Michigan and if I’m buying full size vehicle it will be as capable as capable can be.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > LongbowMkII
11/05/2015 at 11:28

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False.

For a lot of people 2wd is fine.

But if I’m buying a full size pickup or SUV it will be as capable as possible and that means 4x4. I will not own a full size that isn’t one.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > BigBlock440
11/05/2015 at 11:33

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Is this actually a thing? I feel like guys who own these are all about looking as macho as possible, but pulling out a step stool to get into your truck isn’t exactly “macho”


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
11/05/2015 at 11:34

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Not really irony.

If you think of cognito as the opposite of incognito it fits perfectly.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
11/05/2015 at 11:35

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I’m talking lifted trucks in general, not just brodozers. It is a thing with lifted trucks, don’t know about brodozers though.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > HammerheadFistpunch
11/05/2015 at 11:40

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as a parrot owner I can tell you south-end poop from tuesdays is not really all that rare...


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/05/2015 at 11:44

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As a road user, I can tell you that tasteless bro trucks are not really that rare.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 11:47

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You just know that “field” is about 12 feet behind a strip mall somewhere in suburbia.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > crowmolly
11/05/2015 at 11:48

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Ahhh. My bad. I just thought it was funny


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 11:52

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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Berang > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 12:46

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It is also king of the mowed grass.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Azrek
11/05/2015 at 12:47

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I though the 2wd 4 runner was called the pre runner.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/05/2015 at 12:51

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I know, I’m in Chicago. I get around without issue with 2wd and snow tires, but for my next one I’ll be getting 4wd. It’s just so much more fun!


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > Berang
11/05/2015 at 12:57

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I thought the PreRunner was a pickup?

This 4Runner was 10 years ago, so maybe they changed it after that year. It was a nice truck, but certainly not a 4x4.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > shop-teacher
11/05/2015 at 13:41

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You just kind of get used to the climb lol.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/05/2015 at 13:43

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O_0


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > shop-teacher
11/05/2015 at 13:44

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Just about. Some of them have retractable steps/running boards.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Master Cylinder
11/05/2015 at 13:45

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That and it would flip over/not fit up most trails/scratch the paint.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
11/05/2015 at 13:47

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You think that’s ironic?

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/of-all-the-wor…


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 13:51

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Yeah yeah I know Iused it wrong


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/05/2015 at 13:52

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As long as you’re planning to use it for on-road use only, and not in a region that gets snow. So yeah, probably 30-45% of pickup drivers could in fact make do with RWD.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > BigBlock440
11/05/2015 at 13:53

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Doesn’t that defeat the intended purpose of looking cool?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
11/05/2015 at 13:54

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Well yes but my point was more that the “stealth” chevy was incredibly ironic.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 14:05

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I guess it depends if the intended purpose is looking cool.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > shop-teacher
11/05/2015 at 14:10

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Yeah I just want some solid All Terrains (with a snow flake on em) and 4x4. Makes it a year round set of tires that won’t mind a little mild off roading either.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 14:17

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I don’t think that would be enough in a lot of them! Unless you’re really flexible and have really long legs.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/05/2015 at 14:17

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I want to put some snow tires on my wife’s AWD CX-5. I think that would be amazeballs!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/05/2015 at 14:18

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I’m pretty positive that without at least a stool, I could not get into that truck.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2015 at 14:32

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I live in Metro Detroit - it will see lots of snow. I mean, not Upper Peninsula of Michigan snow, but still, I think we had 100 inches of snow last year (or so).

I also don’t have any intention of keeping it on-road all the time. I know a lot of the off road experience and snow experience is based on tires, but still, if I’m dealing with the gas mileage of being in a giant vehicle, I damn well better have a capable one.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > shop-teacher
11/05/2015 at 14:37

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Hahahaha.

I say you put Mud Terrains on it

(yes I know M/T tires are terrible in snow, I just want to see how it looks with meaty tires on it hahahahaha)


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/05/2015 at 16:27

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Nah, I love the way that little bugger handles ... it would look cool though!